Why does snooki say meatball

Why is this a thing? How are you allowing this to be a thing? You know, comparatively speaking nobody got hurt or incarcerated for this, which is a marked improvement. We're just adding it to the doc because this was f—king ridiculous.

She then gets hysterical as the entire gang and millions of viewers try to find it. Like, this grown woman calls her dad about how she has to come home because her ring got lost for minutes IRL and centuries on screen.

We get that losing your ring is no joke, but it was a huge waste of all of our time. What started off Deena awkwardly inviting herself to a night with RMVP ended with her falling down multiple times. Like, girlfriend was making us seriously nervous by climbing up higher and higher, much to the chagrin of Pauly and Vinny. Credit where credit's due: she did have a wildly wasted cry sesh after that showed some amount of shame.

Upgrade your smartphone for free! Want it? Enter HERE now to make it yours. Getting kicked out of the club: Meatball Problems! Burning your kooka in the jacuzzi: Meatball Problems! Being so drunk you need to be held up by randoms: Meatball Problems! Being so drunk that you can't find the beach and get arrested for being a public nuisance: Meatball Problems! Being so drunk you dance on the bar and cry about losing your meatball and get arrested for being a public nuisance: Meatball Problems!

Being so drunk you show your vagina in a club and end up stumbling and sobbing on the streets of Florence searching for your boyfriend: Meatball Problems! I'm just helping you out and letting you know what I heard," Nicole said. Never one to mince words, Angelina declared "fake news," stating the obvious: Snooki wasn't even in Vegas at the time.

But you're defending someone you shouldn't be defending because you weren't there. Or was she just following friend code by keeping Angelina informed? Mike's lurking around the house waiting for the blow up, and nothing happens.

Mike pulls Ron onto the deck and tells him what he told Jionni. Sam tells them she just saw Jionni and Snooki and they were fine. She also mentions in the confessional that "If my boyfriend heard that news, he would be bugging out. We've all seen Ron's temper , and Sam wonders if Jionni really cares about Snooki. As Mike comes downstairs, Jionni tells Snooki not to say anything. Because she would actually listen.

And so it starts. Mike is all Patron Saint of Truth - I can't be friends with Jionni and look him in the eye knowing he doesn't know the truth and Snooki is still sticking to her story of it never happened. She starts throwing pickles at him.